24 oct. 2009

Sa-l ia hantataru de facebook

Bai ce ma seaca feisbucu ala. Ma seaca pentru ca mai nou ma tot bag. Si nu stiu de ce. Evident, e o chestie care te prinde. Azi am cautat sa vad daca sunt ceva hack-uri pt Farmville. Nu sunt. Pentru ca baietii fac tot timpul updateuri la el ca sa elimine toate posibilitatile. Asa ca daca v-a trecut prin cap... n-are rost sa cautati.
In rest, lucru p'acasa, abia astept sa-mi termin toate cele care mai sunt de facut, m-am saturat de moloaze si praf in curte. Mai am cateva amanunte la casa, doi pereti laterali la intrare si pavaju din fata. A, si de pus lemnu pe poarta.
Si apoi curatenie. Azi am scos radacini din pamant. Nasol rau cu tarnacopu. Litri de transpiratie. M-am si tuns.
Concluzie. Revin la blog. Renunt la facebook. Nu mi-a placut de la inceput, mi s-a parut o idiotenie. E o metoda de socializare insa... prea ai o groaza de prieteni aiurea, pe care nu-i unosti, nici macar nu te intereseaza sa-i cunosti. Naspa.
Iar Darius si-o ia sapt viitoare. Promit!

23 oct. 2009

Azi am o problema


 Am ceva minuscul infipt in dejtu mare de la picioru stang. Da e asa de mic incat nu-l vad si nu-l pot extrage...doar ca nu pot sa calc. Urata treaba!

19 oct. 2009

Concluzie

Ma, e naspa sa ai gagica atunci cand ploua afara. Si-asa numa ca apuci s-o tzuci o tzara si sa-i pui o mana pe cur eventual...da mai stai si ca prostu in ploaie asteptand-o....jalnic... patetic :)

17 oct. 2009

Socialismul ideal

Azi toata ziua mi-au stat in cap idei cu privire la un fel de alta mancare de peste de viata si oranduire sociala. As numi-o socialismu ideal.
Caracteristica principala:
- nu exista bani

Singura diferentiere intre oameni este "Creditul de performanta" care se poate obtine muncind in orice domeniu. Are 10 nivele care se obtin doar prin performanta in orice domeniu. Nimeni nu are proprietati imobiliare. Casele sau apartamentele sunt obtinute prin Creditul colectiv de familie sii in functie de numarul de capete din familie. Fiecare familie va avea o sg locuinta, in functie de credite. Daca vrei sa stai singur n-ai decat. Numa sa-ti permiti, adica sa lucrezi.
Totul se desfasoara in continuare doar ca nu mai ia nimeni bani. Firmele vor fi toate de stat, eventual se vor putea inregistra firme private sub 5 angajati...asa de distractie pt cine are vo idee noua.
Fiecare e dotat cu un card special pe care se inregistreaza performantele, clasificate intr-un sistem beton, posibil de perfectat in 10 ani,  zic io.
Este eliminata total coruptia ca...vorba aia, n-ai de ce sa dai spaga. Toti vor putea avea acces la orice, de lucru se gaseste pt toti. nu va putea nimeni sa fie maii cu motz pt ca oricine va avea acces la hotelurile de enshpe stele, gratis, daca performantele sale in munca ii dau voie.
Sunt convins ca e de munca pt toata lumea. Homelessii actuali vor fi nevoiti sa caute de lucru, vor matura strazile sau mai stiu io ce. Altfel nu vor avea card, nici performante si deci nu-si vor putea lua mancare. Care, ca si alte lucruri...e moca, mergi la magazin, bagi cardu si iti iei ce ai nevoie. Tre sa fii tampit sa-ti iei mai mult sa se strice in casa. De asemenea tre sa fii tampit sa dai la homelessi. Cine si-i doreste pe strada?
O chestie de genu asta la nivel mondial... hmm, ce ziceti?
Mai am o caruta de idei da nu mai am chef sa scriu. Astept sa vad ce ziceti si voi.

14 oct. 2009

Paianjenul ucigas


„In mod normal, prada acestor paianjeni o reprezinta insectele. Este cu totul si cu totul neobisnuit sa vezi ca acestia ajung sa vaneze si sa ucida pasari”, afirma Joel Shakespeare, biolog in cadrul Australian Reptile Park, din Queensland.




Paianjenul face parte din rasa paianjenilor aurii australieni si, in mod normal, ating dimensiunea unei palme umane. Biologii afirma insa ca acestia pot ajunge si la dimensiuni mult mai mari, iar agresivitatea lor este recunoscuta in mediul animal.




„Paianjenii aurii australieni isi construiesc plase extrem de puternice. De aceea s-a ajuns in situatia in care o cinteza, aproape dubla ca marime fata de atacatorul sau, sa ramana imobilizata in plasa paianjenului. Acesta asteapta pana cand victima oboseste si abia apoi ataca, injectandu-i acesteia un venin care o paralizeaza. Soarta pasarii este cu atat mai crunta, cu cat paianjenul nu o poate consuma dintr-o data, si ii extrage fluidele vitale in decursul mai multor zile”, concluzioneaza acelasi Joel Shakespeare.

13 oct. 2009

Ăuau! A picat guvernu!

si? geaba. inca ploua. vorba aia: D'aia nu mai ploua! c'a picat guvernu. like i give a shit!
noroc cu voi ca altfel nu stiam. care ma aflam intre niste blocuri in masina, sub ploaie, neavand altceva mai bun de facut am prins un wifi de prin vreun apartament si m-am apucat sa citesc bloage.
revenind. si? cu ce ma incalzeste sau raceste pe mine treaba asta? o sa-mi fie mie mai bine sau mai rau ca nu stiu care boc din nu stiu care loc a facut sau nu vreun poc? nicidecum.
asa ca nici macar o umbra de hemoroid nu ma deranjeaza din cauza de picare de guvern.
vin altii, la fel. o adunatura de jigodii, unu si unu. e un stres chiar si sa-i stiu pe nume. un gunoi cerebral pe care nu-l vreau in cap.
si nu pot fi atat de prosteste optimist in legatura cu unu sau cu altu incat sa-l votez.
asa ca mi se falfaie
si va urez un interimat pliiiiiin de succesuri :)

Cam asa e fara Maicăl

:)

12 oct. 2009

Ce faci cand nu faci nimic?

ai asa un moment d'ala de... cica... respiro. cu alte cuvinte futi buha. si stai. staaaai asa cu privirea pierduta prin cine stie ce chestii si printre cine stie ce astre de la mama dracu.
de obicei nu auzi nimic din jur. ai impresia de cele mai multe ori ca te gandesti la ceva. da si gandurile isi iau pauza. si incetezi sa existi.
- o fi de la stres, te intrebi?
o fi.
inseamna ca "pierzi timpu"? cum adica-l pierzi? l-ai avut? ia arata-mi-l si mie acu, cand zica-se nu-l pierzi!
so, unde-i timpu, ma? care-ai sutit ma timpu? tu'z ceapa matii!
asa, ziceam ca_cand nu faci nimic nu faci nimic. si? e de bine sau de rau? pentru cine?
o fi legal? in legea aia buna , n-are legatura cu astea ale noastre. na, da nu ma gandesc acu, ok? ca acu nu ma gandesc la nimic





ascultati ce fain canta gagicile alea la backing vocals

iar asta e pt Andrea

Predictii :)

Throughout history man has been making predictions of the future. With the advent of technology, the predictions moved away from religious topics to scientific and technological. Unfortunately for the speakers, many of these failed predictions have been recorded for all future generations to laugh at. Here is a selection of the 30 best.
Predictions 1 – 10
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1. “There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.” — Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp. (DEC), maker of big business mainframe computers, arguing against the PC in 1977.
2. “We will never make a 32 bit operating system.” — Bill Gates
3. “Lee DeForest has said in many newspapers and over his signature that it would be possible to transmit the human voice across the Atlantic before many years. Based on these absurd and deliberately misleading statements, the misguided public … has been persuaded to purchase stock in his company …” — a U.S. District Attorney, prosecuting American inventor Lee DeForest for selling stock fraudulently through the mail for his Radio Telephone Company in 1913.
4. “There is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio service inside the United States.” — T. Craven, FCC Commissioner, in 1961 (the first commercial communications satellite went into service in 1965).
5. “To place a man in a multi-stage rocket and project him into the controlling gravitational field of the moon where the passengers can make scientific observations, perhaps land alive, and then return to earth – all that constitutes a wild dream worthy of Jules Verne. I am bold enough to say that such a man-made voyage will never occur regardless of all future advances.” — Lee DeForest, American radio pioneer and inventor of the vacuum tube, in 1926
6. “A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth’s atmosphere.” — New York Times, 1936.
7. “Flight by machines heavier than air is unpractical (sic) and insignificant, if not utterly impossible.” – Simon Newcomb; The Wright Brothers flew at Kittyhawk 18 months later.
8. “Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.” — Lord Kelvin, British mathematician and physicist, president of the British Royal Society, 1895.
9. “There will never be a bigger plane built.” — A Boeing engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin engine plane that holds ten people
10. “Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.” -– Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.

Predictions 11 – 20
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11. “This is the biggest fool thing we have ever done. The bomb will never go off, and I speak as an expert in explosives.” — Admiral William D. Leahy, Chief of Staff to the Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy during World War II, advising President Truman on the atomic bomb, 1945.[6] Leahy admitted the error five years later in his memoirs
12. “The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind of thing. Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine.” — Ernest Rutherford, shortly after splitting the atom for the first time.
13. “There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.” — Albert Einstein, 1932
14. “The cinema is little more than a fad. It’s canned drama. What audiences really want to see is flesh and blood on the stage.” -– Charlie Chaplin, actor, producer, director, and studio founder, 1916
15. “The horse is here to stay but the automobile is only a novelty – a fad.” — The president of the Michigan Savings Bank advising Henry Ford’s lawyer, Horace Rackham, not to invest in the Ford Motor Co., 1903

16. “The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.” — Sir William Preece, Chief Engineer, British Post Office, 1878.
17. “This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” — A memo at Western Union, 1878 (or 1876).
18. “The world potential market for copying machines is 5000 at most.” — IBM, to the eventual founders of Xerox, saying the photocopier had no market large enough to justify production, 1959.
19. “I must confess that my imagination refuses to see any sort of submarine doing anything but suffocating its crew and floundering at sea.” — HG Wells, British novelist, in 1901.
20. “X-rays will prove to be a hoax.” — Lord Kelvin, President of the Royal Society, 1883.

Predictions 21 – 30
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21. “The idea that cavalry will be replaced by these iron coaches is absurd. It is little short of treasonous.” — Comment of Aide-de-camp to Field Marshal Haig, at tank demonstration, 1916.
22. “How, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you, excuse me, I have not the time to listen to such nonsense.” — Napoleon Bonaparte, when told of Robert Fulton’s steamboat, 1800s.
23. “Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever.” — Thomas Edison, American inventor, 1889 (Edison often ridiculed the arguments of competitor George Westinghouse for AC power).
24. “Home Taping Is Killing Music” — A 1980s campaign by the BPI, claiming that people recording music off the radio onto cassette would destroy the music industry.
25. “Television won’t last. It’s a flash in the pan.” — Mary Somerville, pioneer of radio educational broadcasts, 1948.
26. “[Television] won’t be able to hold on to any market it captures after the first six months. People will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night.” — Darryl Zanuck, movie producer, 20th Century Fox, 1946.
27. “When the Paris Exhibition [of 1878] closes, electric light will close with it and no more will be heard of it.” – Oxford professor Erasmus Wilson
28. “Dear Mr. President: The canal system of this country is being threatened by a new form of transportation known as ‘railroads’ … As you may well know, Mr. President, ‘railroad’ carriages are pulled at the enormous speed of 15 miles per hour by ‘engines’ which, in addition to endangering life and limb of passengers, roar and snort their way through the countryside, setting fire to crops, scaring the livestock and frightening women and children. The Almighty certainly never intended that people should travel at such breakneck speed.” — Martin Van Buren, Governor of New York, 1830(?).
29. “Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.” — Dr Dionysys Larder (1793-1859), professor of Natural Philosophy and Astronomy, University College London.
30. “The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to no one in particular?” — Associates of David Sarnoff responding to the latter’s call for investment in the radio in 1921.

11 oct. 2009

TV


Aseara, in premiera dupa o mare perioada de timp pe care nici n-o mai pot estima, m-am uitat la TV. Pe Prima era Armageddon, il vedeam a 3a oara dar din lipsa de alta ocupatie si dintr-o cronica lene si oboseala, m-am decis sa-l urmaresc.
Ei bine, nu mai poti urmari un film la TV these days. Efectiv nu poti. Inainte, pe cand ma uitam si io la TV, se bagau reclame omeneste, la juma de ora, astfel incat sa-ti fie suportabil, cat sa te mai duci la buda sau sa iesi la o tigara sau mai stiu io ce. Da acu nu se poate. Filmu a inceput la 8 si ceva si s-a terminat la 12. E total enervant. 10 minute film si iar ditmai calupu de reclame. Astia nu se mai satura frate. Pai ce mama dracu face CNAu ala? Ce nevoia de reguli mai sunt? E un stres total sa te uiti la un film. Daca n-am injurat de nici nu mai stiu ce-au facut aia in film. Nici nu apucam sa termin cu injuraturile pt un calup de reclame ca incepea altu.
Ma bucur ca am renuntat la TV. E un gunoi.

7 oct. 2009

Surrogates

Filmul de seara:
Surrogates
se vede destul de bine, Bruce Willis, nu l-am vazut inca, pare ok
Click pe poster, n-am gasit inca o varianta buna care se poate baga (embed) direct aici

UPDATE
l-am vazut, merita sa il vedeti, dincolo de a fi un film cu BW care, normal, salveaza men caindu, e chiar faina ideea

Piglet's big game


pentru taticii si mamicile care ar vrea sa ofere odraslelor un joc fain (sa poata si ei sa bea o bere in timpu ala :D) gasiti aici unu care cu siguranta va fi de mare succes pt micuti

Mai si ploua...

de 3 zile stau acasa cu Lulu
deja ma frustrez :D
n-am chef nici de cele lumesti
apai de'alelalte
de fapt nu-i nici o problema
de fapt e chiar fain ca ma distrez cu Lulu
doar e un pic ciudat sa fii in afara tuturor problemelor
mai o melodie cu un clip bestial

6 oct. 2009

Anastacia


E noua preferata a lui Lulu, a auzit la mine in masina pe un CD si acu numa asta vrea sa vada/asculte, danseaza si canta prin casa :).
E ok, si lu tac-su ii place de numa :D
Gagica e misto de misto in aprecierea mea si are o voce dementiala, aici nu mai poate fi vorba de subiectivism
Aveti mai jos o varianta live dintr-un concurs cred si apoi clipul original
A, si mai are un accent si o dictie...

























3 oct. 2009

Sa facem un test


Microsoft a scos o noua treaba. Se numeste Microsoft Security Essentials si cica vrea sa ne protejeze computadoru de virusi si spyware. Se poate downloada de aici insa nu va merge decat daca Windowsu e Genuine.
Asa ca am zis, hai sa incerc o incercare. Am dat jos orice alt program de securizare (acasa folosesc Zone Alarm Extreme Security care include tot, adica cel mai bun firewall la ora asta, protectie antivir de la Kaspersky, antispyware samd) si am ramas doar in nadejdea lui Microsoft adica
Windows Defender
Windows Firewall
Microsoft Security Essentials

Sa vedem ce treaba fac astea 3.

Lead me

A dreacu vreme azi si maine!